After some time on the new planet, Julio has made it his mission to explore the unknown with his trusty A.I. Rexie. There are plenty of stories to tell, but there was one in particular that needed to be discussed at a Brunch. A story within a story, if you will. One thing always leads to another.
Lyrics
It’s lunch time
But I want some breakfast,
A little hungover cuz I drink in excess
Mimosas on the table, Sangrias next and
Can I get some steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
yeaaaaaa
let me tell you what happened last night,
I ordered some whiskey, I put that on ice,
Took a little sip then I looked to the right,
...
… and then what happened?
My jaw dropped, I saw this sexy girl,
a FashionNova model with the DOPEST curls,
I squeezed right between her and some blue lady,
Said Hi, name’s Julio, She replied Mercedes
Like the car
I knew she was high maintenance
a dress at a sports bar,
I swear I was on drugs when she asked me the question,
Can you go and buy a drink for me and my best friend…?
I looked at her with the silliest of faces,
Ready to reply with the boldest of phrases,
Add a little dance to the saying, it’s golden,
Called my friend over, call him Texas Hold’em
Never folds,
Fearless like a goalie, his actions pretty cold,
We looked at each other, already had a plan
Turn to the ladies and we started to dance ...
Dialogue:
Rexie: Wait...there’s no way you started to dance?
Julio: I mean, we kinda did. I did the shoot dance, he did it too and then all of a sudden, the girls started doing the shoot.
Rexie: I don’t believe you Julio.
Julio: I’m telling you. Must have been that Mars Juice because it all happened in slo’mo
Rexie: Riiiiiiiight ....
Julio: They were cool AF...Where’s this steak thoooooo
It’s lunch time
But I want some breakfast,
A little hungover cuz we drink in excess
Mimosas on the table, Sangrias next and
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
....
My best friend.
Got some patron on the table,
Time to take some shots,
All we need is your navel,
I’m stable,
You can tell by my posture,
Don’t look at your man cuz I think he just lost ya,
Just lost ya,
Let me frost ya,
Come over here girl,
Let me sauce ya,
Haha
Mimosas on the table,
Sippin’ on Black Label
Pasame la Hookah
Smoke lookin’ like J’lo
Netflix, got no cable,
I don’t ever lay low
Julio has his own show,
Bringing back this Play-Doe
...On words ...
Or What you prefer,
You’re drinking too much,
I’m like dummyDurrrrr,
Today we are living,
tomorrow’s the plan,
Wait did you tell me,
If you had a man?
It’s lunch time
But I want some breakfast,
A little hungover cuz I drink in excess
Mimosas on the table, Sangrias next and
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
....
My best friend. My best friend
Dialogue
Rexie: Julio, are you sure you can keep this up?
Julio: Of course, I can. Check my vitals. I have more bars than a Hershey’s Factory.
Rexie: I beg to differ Julio.
Julio: Hashtag, but I’m not a rapper. You get it...cuz chocolate bars come in a wrapper. Right? Haha
Rexie: oh Dear. We need to get back to the spaceship, and quickly.
Julio: Hold on...hold on...I never finished the story thoooo
Rexie: Please continue ...
Julio: Let me gather my thoughts....
I looked up at the sky,
She grabbed onto my thigh,
I looked back down, looked beyond her eyes,
Texas was making it out, with her ride or die...
Should I make a move? I just couldn’t decided
How could it be? she leaned into me?
Gave me a kiss, said the drinks were free,
I replied by saying, let’s do brunch tomorrow,
I’m there with my best friend, Instagram, can I follow?
Replied with no, then a little laugh
she gave me her phone, and then touched my ass,
How about you give me your number instead
I’m down to meet you tonight on your bed ...
I swear, these are FACTS,
(X2)
It’s lunch time
But I want some breakfast,
A little hungover cuz we drink in excess
Mimosas on the table, Sangrias next and
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
Can I get a steak & eggs for me and my best friend.
....
My best friend. My best friend. Me & My Best Friend
#ButI’mNotARapper